Vacancy announcement - immediate - fulltime international

[Colonel Jack Kingston]

VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT– IMMEDIATE

- PERMANENT, FULL-TIME POSITION

• Excellent compensation and lifetime benefits
• Profit-sharing
• Equity in real estate and property
• Tax –Exempt
• Company cars – Mercedes GLK, BMW850, Honda HRV

- DUTIES, 24/7 – PRIORITY IS SITUATION DEPENDENT

• Business partner
• Social escort
• Lover
• Best friend
• Confidant
• Side-kick
• Household oversight
• Accountant
• Financial adviser
• Budget enforcer
• Mother, counselor, confessor and nurse

- MANDATORY QUALIFICATIONS

• Female
• Athletic
• Healthy
• Nordic
• European
• Multi-Lingual (English, German, Slavic, Latin)
• Exceptionally intelligent
• Liberal, apolitical, spiritual but not sectarian
• Spartan, courageous, brave and strong
• Outdoor lifestyle

- OPTIMAL QUALIFICATIONS

• Slender
• Vivacious
• Sexy
• Stylish
• Funny
• Blonde or brunette
• Blue or green eyes
• Gourmet cook

- PERSONAL TRAITS

• Enjoys seafood, beef, sushi, pork, poultry – Mediterranean and TEX-MEX
• Enjoys moderate wines, champagnes, beer
• Enjoys music, singing and dancing
• Loves to laugh
• Loves animals (horses, dogs, birds, bunnies, deer)
• Loves to travel, ocean cruise, sail, fly, swim and ride
• Loves to give and get massages
• Loves thermal baths and spas
• Loves people, nature, solitude, flowers, mountains
• Cleanliness and neatness - is next to Godliness

- DISQUALIFICATIONS – NEED NOT APPLY

• Smokers
• Alcohol or drug abusers
• Heavy metal and RAP noise makers
• Addicts or Obsessive Compulsive Disorders (OCD)
• Plastic surgery – fake breasts or lips or BOTOX
• Uncouth, unmannerly, rude, pessimistic

CONTACT FOR INTERVIEW:

Prof. Mag. Jack A. Kingston
The Kingston Ranch
+43-664-1230365
www.imdb.me/jack.kingston

[fabrice]

We have nice specimen in France!
Looking forward to seeing you.
Regards my friend
Fabrice